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No go.
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
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They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
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No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Aut consectetur debitis ullam.
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives